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Andy Robinson

Wed 1 Sept • 8pm • Exchange Studio

COMEDY NIGHT - ANDY ROBINSON AND DANNY WARD

Andy has built up a formidable reputation as a live stand up, having completed four UK tours with JO BRAND. He has some rather fine jokes to tell as well as a musical element to his act.

"Robinson is the comedy equivalent of gold dust - pure talent"
Birmingham Post.

Tickets: £10 >> Book Online



alexei-sayle

Sun 26 Sept • 7.30pm • Hazlitt Theatre


ALEXEI SAYLE - STALIN ATE MY HOMEWORK : A Memoir

new book Stalin Ate My Homework - an hilarious memoir of his confusing life as the son of Communist parents, his childhood in Eastern Europe and his
years as a teenage Maoist.

“A national treasure…a comic delight…if you saw off screen Alexei on your travels you’d cross the road – not to avoid him but to cuddle him”
Evening Standard.

Tickets: £12 (c) £10 >> Book Online



Peter Firman

Fri 1 Oct • 8pm • Hazlitt Theatre


PETER FIRMAN - JOKES & TRICKS

Prepare to be amazed and amused by Britain’s leading comedy magician
as he performs “the best tricks in the universe”(Independent). After sellout
shows in Edinburgh Pete has established himself as one of the best on the circuit - Now come and see him at the Hazlitt. Television appearances
include ‘Monkey Magic’(FIVE),‘Dirty Tricks’ and ‘Derren Brown’s 3D Magic
Spectacular’(Channel4) and ‘For One Night Only’(ITV1). www.petefirman.co.uk

“Funnier than most comedians and more magical than Dumbledore on a
good day”. Time Out

Suitable for children of 14 years and above only.

Tickets: £12 (c) £10 >> Book Online



COMEDY NIGHT - MARK MAIER AND SEANN WALSH

Wed 6 Oct • 8pm • Exchange Studio


COMEDY NIGHT - MARK MAIER AND SEANN WALSH

As well as being an established name on the comedy circuit, Mark has written
and performed in a number of Radio 4 sit-com's ‘…there aren’t many comedians as good as him who haven’t been rewarded with
a TV series' - The Guardian '...you have to be very good to make this
job look so easy...' - The Evening Standard

Tickets: £10 >> Book Online


HARMONY - MONSTER HIGH


Thur 21 - Sat 23 Oct • 7.30pm (Sat 23 Oct Matinee 2.00pm) • Hazlitt Theatre (Hire)

HARMONY - MONSTER HIGH

“In an old secluded mansion is Monster High, a school for physically diverse
individuals who want to be accepted by society. The chance comes with news
of a drama competition, the prize is integration into a conventional mainstream school (with conventional normal humans). Monster High is a family comedy show acted and interspersed with song and dance throughout.”

Tickets Adults £9 children and senior citizens £7.50 >> Book Online

COMEDY NIGHT - DOC BROWN
AND JOSH WIDDICOMBE


Wed 3 Nov 8.00pm • Exchange Studio

COMEDY NIGHT - DOC BROWN AND JOSH WIDDICOMBE

“In an old secluded mansion is Monster High, a school for physically diverse
individuals who want to be accepted by society. The chance comes with news
of a drama competition, the prize is integration into a conventional mainstream school (with conventional normal humans). Monster High is a family comedy show acted and interspersed with song and dance throughout.”

Tickets £10 >> Book Online

Allo Allo


9 - 13 Nov 7.30pm • Hazlitt Theatre (Hire)

THE WILLINGTON PLAYERS PRESENT ‘ALLO ‘ALLO

Based on the hit TV comedy series, the stage version of ‘Allo ‘Allo follows the adventures of René Artois, the hapless café owner in war-torn France, as he and his wife struggle to keep the portrait of the Fallen Madonna with
the Big Boobies. Experience the plotting of Michelle, the leader of the Resistance, the terrible French accent of Crabtree, the fake policeman and LeClerc’s wireless disguised as a cockatoo. ‘Leesen very carefully, I shall say
zis only wurnce’. Written by Jeremy Llloyd and David Croft.

Tickets: £10.00 Concs £8.50 except on Tue & Wed charity nights >> Book Online

COMEDY NIGHT - ANDREW LAWRENCE AND MARK OLIVER


Wed 1 Dec 8.00pm - Exchange Studio

COMEDY NIGHT - ANDREW LAWRENCE AND MARK OLIVER

‘Andrew Lawrence bends around the stage like a gothic, intellectual version of Travis Bickle performing stand-up, but without the calming redemption of extreme violence. There’s a terrifying beauty to his language, as if David
Peace were writing about the smashing of a feral comedian’s bitter dreams. Fun for all the family.’ The Times

Tickets: £10 >> Book Online


GYYLES BRANDRETH

Sun 6 February • 8pm • Hazlitt Theatre


GYLES BRANDRETH – THE ONE TO ONE SHOW

They say all political careers end in tears. In Gyles Brandreth's case it's tears of laughter as the actor, author, One Show reporter, former MP and government whip turns stand-up.

This is Brandreth unleashed on the stars he's known (one-to-one) and the wicked ways of Westminster (no expenses spared). Without hesitation or repetition (and just a touch of deviation), Just a Minute regular Gyles delivers a dazzling evening of wit, wordplay and hilarious name-dropping.

‘Incredibly funny, wildly indiscreet.’  Daily Mail

'Very funny.' Sunday Times

'A dead-pan comic to rival Jack Dee.' Daily Telegraph 

'Brilliant. A serious talent for making people laugh.' Daily Mirror

Tickets: £16 >> Book Online


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